Holy crap! Chapter 12( it's a chapter! a chapter twelve!Collapse )***Also, I riped off a relevent meme from bethosChoose twelve of your original characters in any particular order (NO PEEKING AT THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE!). Then, answer the questions that follow.( This was done purely for my amusement. Also, yes, there are kind of spoilers in here. SPOILER WARNING.Collapse )And that's it.Please don't throw rocks at me.
Holy fuck. I wrote another chapter. Om. My. God. I think that a part of me is dying of shock.And yes. I actually had to read the first ten chapters. One day I will rewrite them and edit them heavily. But Until then! ( Onto the story!Collapse )Yeah. That's it. Please don't throw rocks at me.
I'm afraid to actually read this (sorry, Xa, but we were fourteen when you wrote it), but nonetheless, here it is. All SEVEN THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED SIXTY EIGHT WORDS OF IT. For your delectation. Or amusement. Or something. -- Raya* * * * *THE STORYThe epic saga of Jules and Lex, who were there when it all began; "Ginger", who is not to be mistaken for the Spice Girl of the same name; Whisper, who actually screams; and Ashley, the straight crossdresser. Together, the are the Fishy Umbrellas, a no-fixed-genre band. Because God likes 'em that way. Currently, they are working on their first album. This will include Un Million Pissenlits, or A Million Dandelions, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. The Fishy Umbrellas are the property of God. Insofar as the Angel knows, God has no idea why anyone would want to steal them, but don't steal them anyway. And boy, that was a messed-up sentence. Oh yeah, and these stories are not quite in their original form, as God has given the Angel implicit permission to muck around with the spelling and suchlike. So, without further ado, on to Confectionary Preservation 101!-- the AngelTable of Contents1: Confectionary Preservation 101In which Julian meets Lexus, and vice-versa. Beware of the chocolate mousse. 2: Life's A Bitch, And Then You Move In With Your Best FriendAh, home sweet home. 3: Enter... The Girl. (A.K.A. The Birth of Jules and Lex)Paramedics and Castlegar and more Angel Food Cake. 4: Fishy Umbrellas?And now the Fun starts. 5: So Those Guys Have Names, Right? Crossover characters! 6: Whisper, or, the Chapter in which Julian Starts being an AssholeNo spoilers in that title. None at all. Oh yes, and: Enter Whisper. 7: You're Going on Tour!In which Dorian is an idiot. 8: The Yellow ApronTah-tah-tah-tah! (That was supposed to be a fanfare.) 9: (I Think.)In which Whisper Drives Dangerously and Lexus is molested in the bathroom. 10: [untitled]In Which Dorian Drives Like a Turtle on Tranquilizers and Our Protagonists Arrive. Also, Picnic Tables.( One: Confectionery Preservation 101Collapse )( Two: Life is a Bitch, and Then You Move in With Your Best FriendCollapse )( Three : Enter… The Girl. (a.k.a. The Birth of Jules and Lex)Collapse )( Four: Fishy Umbrellas?Collapse )( Five: So Those Guys Have Names, Right?Collapse )( Six: Whisper, or, The Chapter Where Julian Starts Being an AssholeCollapse )( Seven: You're Going on Tour!Collapse )( Eight : The Yellow Apron or, His name was K.Collapse )( Nine: (I think.)Collapse )( TenCollapse )* * * * *Yeah, Jules, that's it. For now. *flees*
This is just a post here to say we're open for business. The story, as it is so far, will be up here soon. Oh. And it is my modly duty (I have always wanted ot say that) to say that it might be an idea to promote this place. When it is more interesting. Maybe. It's not required or anything. But yeah.That was the first post. The next one will be better. I swear.(p.s. If I ever have the time, energy or money I will record a Fishy Umbrellas cd, so that when I have to write down what music I'm listening to I can honestly say the Fishy Umbrellas. Crazy.)